Posted 22 hours ago with 99974 notes
Posted 22 hours ago with 782145 notes

69shadesofgray:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(via asleeptodream)

Posted 22 hours ago with 278377 notes

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

(via thepatindahat)

Posted 22 hours ago with 259762 notes

awildraxacoricofallapatorian:

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

I love how his introduction card pops up as if O’Reilly’s editors are saying “We don’t agree with him.”

(Source: nosdrinker, via ciggeret)

Posted 22 hours ago with 283713 notes

humorking:

me auditioning to model

image

(Source: humorking, via lubricates)

Posted 22 hours ago with 653226 notes

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(Source: kngshxt, via braydaaan)

Posted 22 hours ago with 681774 notes

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly, via asleeptodream)

Posted 22 hours ago with 878389 notes

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via thepatindahat)

Posted 22 hours ago with 206892 notes

perchu:

image

image

(Source: knochai, via walkslikejesus)

Posted 22 hours ago with 188150 notes

smallgay:

my rapper name would be 2 stressd

(Source: comupters, via fake-mermaid)

Posted 22 hours ago with 53595 notes

(Source: 2000ish, via hotboyproblems)

Posted 22 hours ago with 4816 notes

laughhard:

So my friend posted these business cards he now has on facebook

laughhard:

So my friend posted these business cards he now has on facebook

(via thepatindahat)

Posted 22 hours ago with 137456 notes

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via braydaaan)

Posted 22 hours ago with 678172 notes

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via asleeptodream)

Posted 22 hours ago with 237012 notes

donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

(Source: grrlyman, via thepatindahat)

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